The lonely souls who curl up every night with their Fleshlight masturbator now have a new accessory to lust over: A rod that heats up your Fleshlight sleeve to 135 degrees, which is apparently the perfect vaginal temperature. Wait, what?
If you're not familiar with Fleshlight, it's basically a long soft tube that's supposed to feel like a vagina or an anus when you fuck it. When you're done, you remove mushy sleeve from the tube structure for easy cleaning. They even mold the sleeves from the genitals of famous porn stars. But no matter how much you model a Fleshlight masturbator after real lady parts, it's just too cold to be the real thing.
Now for $30, you can buy a little stand that will warm up the removable Fleshlight sleeve to 135 degrees in five minutes. Apparently 135 degrees is the scientifically realistic temperature for your pleasure.
Seriously, that's what Fleshlight says. They say, that your Fleshlight sleeve should be 135 degrees. From the website copy:
In less than five minutes, your sleeve will reach 135° Fahrenheit (or 57° Celsius). Our engineers have determined this to be the perfectly realistic temperature.
Which seems hot? 130-135 degrees is medium rare. Is Fleshlight trying to cook my penis medium rare? Just to be sure, Ashley and I heated up water to 135 degrees. I stuck my finger in and within seconds I was in too much pain.
(No I did not put my penis in the water, are you insane?)
I reached out to Fleshlight to see if they might explain the strange science behind this creation.
And no, you can't just use a curling iron. You need to buy Fleshlight's heated dildo to warm up your plastic vagina. [Fleshlight]
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